Category: Joke Board
Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee said during a
campaign stop at a Dallas church that he believes "There is
not a disconnect between strong faith and good government."
Hmmm... so what if the Prince of Peace Himself ran for prez?
The Top 16 Jesus Campaign Slogans
(Part I)
16> I may have risen on the third day, but I won't raise taxes!
15> Hey, I *know* what I would do.
14> Why elect some bozo with a messianic complex when you can
get the real deal?
13> The only Jew even Mel Gibson will vote for!
12> A chicken in every pot, a car in every garage and
all-you-can-eat loaves and fishes for everyone!
11> Don't make Me come down there! Again!
10> Remember the 11th commandment: Thou shalt vote for Me.
9> It's the Deuteronomy, stupid.
8> Now guaranteed assassination-proof!
7> Did I mention Iowa is the closest thing to Heaven on earth?
6> Trust Me, you *don't* want to piss off My dad.
5> I'm Christ, bitch!
4> Because undoing this administration's damage will take
a miracle.
3> Want Me to find Osama? Ten minutes, max!
2> Being crucified by the media? Piece of cake, baby!
and the Number 1 Jesus Campaign Slogan...
1> Vote for Me -- or you can go straight to hell!
I'm seriously sending that to Mom's partner Joanie... She'll get a huge kick out of it!
damn, that's funny. Though, I would never dream of sending that to my friend at the convent.
LOL yeah, you might want to be careful who you share this with. I'm sure many would find it offensive.
I, for example, find it offensive.
1. It's another goddam list.
2. I didn't think of it.
Thanks, it's funny.
Bob
lol very nice.